Corporate Title Traverse City What Corporate Title Would You Give Death (Assistant To... Junior Executive Of...)?

What corporate title would you give Death (Assistant to... Junior Executive of...)? - corporate title traverse city

I am a budding author, you need to write the spectrum of the death of a security company for a book I give. I'm looking for stocks that are witty and fun. Please do not send a title of CEO or chairman, as a part of which contains.